Cheeto Hacking 101: A Manifesto

Chapter 1: The Art of Cheetos Hacking

You think you're too good for Cheetos? Think again. With our 101 guide, you'll learn the secrets of Cheetos hacking: the art of devouring these orange, crunchy, cheesy wonders without actually paying for them.

From Cheetos heists to Cheetos scams, we'll cover it all. You'll learn how to:

• Cheetos Heists: Stealing them from under your parents' nose
• Cheetos Scams: How to get free Cheetos without getting caught
• Cheetos Hacking Glossary: A dictionary of all things Cheetos