A Declaration of Intentions for the Modern Snacker
In a world filled with distractions, we, the enlightened ones, declare:
- That snacks are not just fuel, but a way of life.
- We shall not be swayed by the whims of societal norms, but rather by the call of our bellies.
- We shall not be deterred by the temptation of kale or quinoa, for we know that true power lies in the almighty cheese puff.
- We shall strive to be present in every snack-related moment, savoring the crunch, the texture, the flavor.