Snack Philosophers of the Future

In a world where the meaning of life is reduced to the perfect ratio of chips to dip, we gather to discuss the existential implications.

Our manifesto:

• Article 1: The inherent value of single-serve packets over family-sized bags.
• Article 2: The ontological distinction between 'guilty' and 'justified' snacking.
• Article 3: The futility of attempting to find the one, perfect, crunchy texture.