Article I: The Right to Crunchy Freedom
We, the undersigned snack enthusiasts, do hereby declare that the pursuit of optimal snack-to-hunger ratio is a fundamental human right.
Article II: The Freedom to Choose
We, the undersigned, assert that the freedom to choose one's own snack preferences is a sacred and inviolable right.
Article III: The Duty to Snack Responsibly
We, the undersigned, recognize that with great snack power comes great snack responsibility, and we pledge to snack in a manner that promotes the common good.
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