Snack Portal | Mind Bending Curry

Welcome to the most mind-bending curry experience in the multiverse

Our curry is so mind-bendingly delicious, it'll warp your perception of space and time.

Try our special "Curry-ium" flavor, infused with the essence of rare, exotic spices and a hint of chrono-disruptor technology.

Side effects may include:

• Time dilation
• Space-time continuum disruption
• Spontaneous combustion (in extreme cases)

Don't worry, it's just the curry.

Learn more about the side effects of our Curry-ium

Try making your own Curry-ium at home (not recommended)