FAQs for the Supreme Nacho Connoisseur

Q: What are Neon Nachos, and why do they exist in a world where regular nachos are sufficient?

A: Ah, mortal, you wouldn't understand. Neon Nachos are the answer to the question, "What if I took all the colors, all the flavors, and all the textures, and I put them in a tortilla chip?"

Q: How do I make Neon Nachos, and why do I need the Supreme Edition guide?

A: Foolish human, you think you can simply combine 7-Eleven cheese, 3 AM Taco Bell runs, and a hint of despair into a cohesive dish? This guide has the secrets of the masters, including: The Double-Double-Double-Double recipe for the ultimate Nacho Supreme, The Nacho-Tron 3000 automated nacho-dispensing system, and The Art of Not-Actually-Getting-Carried-Off-By-A-Neighbor-in-a-Nacho-Related-Fiasco.

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Q: Can I use regular nacho cheese for the Supreme Edition?

A: NO. You can't even.

Q: Will the Supreme Edition guide make me a better human being?

A: Possibly, but let's be real, you're still a nacho-hating, soulless monster. But hey, at least you'll have the best nachos in the multiverse.