Attention, Shift 3 workers! Due to an unexpected shortage of Nacho Fries, we will be substituting them with a special brand of Nacho-ettes (smaller, but no less delicious!).
Don't worry, our Quality Assurance Team has deemed them "nacho-sufficient." Report any issues or concerns to Management.
We will also be introducing a new vending machine, "Snacky" which dispenses an assortment of exotic, untested flavors, including "Mystery Meat" and "Gloopernuts." Use at your own risk!
Remember, if you have any questions or concerns, just ask your shift lead, or visit our FAQ page.
And, just a friendly reminder, the Snack Budget Committee has approved a 50/50 ratio of "Free" snacks to "Not Free" snacks. You're on your own for that.
See you all in the break room!