Meat Shift 3 Operations Announcements

Important updates from the trenches of Meat Shift 3:

• Due to an unexpected shortage of pickled jalapeños, the Szechuan sauce bar will be closed until further notice.
• The Meat-o-Matic 5000 has been taken offline for maintenance. Estimated return to service: never.
• Shift 3 has been awarded a certificate of participation in the annual "Most Likely To Spill Something On You" award.

For more information, visit our sister site: Meat Matic 5000 Update

Or, if you'd rather not, our rival site: Shift 4's Bacon News Network