Home of the world's best, worst, and utterly bewildering custard
Our founder, Bob, has been perfecting the art of custard-making since 1920, but let's be real, it's not perfect. We have custard, we have problems, and we'll probably have a sale soon.
About Us Our Custard PhilosophyWe promise to make custard that's as confusing as it is confusing, and as confusing as it is confusing.
That's a lot of promises, we know.