Strange & Beardy Fuzzylicious Bites

Welcome to the most bewildering snack food experience in the multiverse!

Our Fuzzylicious Bites are a culinary enigma, shrouded in mystery and confusion. Try one and you might just get it, or you might just get a stomachache.

Boring Flavors
Interesting, But Still Confusing Flavors
For the Brain-Dead: Recipes

Our Flavors

For the Adventurous

Our Boring Flavors include:

Plain Cracker
Cucumber Juice
Plain Toast

For the Confused

Our Interesting, But Still Confusing Flavors include:

Flaming Hot Cheeto-Miso-Honey-Glazed Donut
Creamy-Butter-Chicken-Flavored-Rock-Salt
Unidentifiable-Chunk-Of-Mystery-Meat