Fuzzy Fortunes

Get your daily dose of absurdity

Welcome to the Fuzzy-Fortune Cookies, where the fortunes are always fuzzy and the humor is always dry. Try to find the hidden messages within the fuzz.

A picture of a confused-looking person in a library

Today's fortune: "You will soon find yourself lost in a sea of paperwork."

A picture of a cat riding a unicycle

Today's fortune: "Your new pet will be a cat that's secretly a spy."