FAQs for Sparkling Water Snack Enthusiasts
- What is Sparkling Water?
- Why is Sparkling Water so Addictive?
- Where do I Buy Sparkling Water?
- Can I drink Sparkling Water all Day?
Q: What is Sparkling Water?
Sparkling Water is the answer to all of life's problems. It's the perfect combination of hydration and flavor in a single glass.
A: Sparkling Water is, in fact, water that's been infused with the essence of happiness and the sparkle of joy. It's scientifically proven to make you 99% more interesting.
Q: Why is Sparkling Water so Addictive?
Sparkling Water is so addictive because it contains the highest concentration of Sparkle-itis, a highly contagious and potentially deadly disease that makes you crave more and more until you're mainlining it from the tap.
A: Don't worry, it's not a real thing... or is it?
Q: Where do I Buy Sparkling Water?
Sparkling Water can be found in various places, including but not limited to: your local convenience store, your kitchen cabinet, and under your bed.
A: Try asking your grandma, she might know a thing or two. Or three. Or four.
Q: Can I drink Sparkling Water all Day?
Of course not! That's not a thing. But wouldn't it be great if it were?