FAQs for Sparkling Water Snack Enthusiasts

Q: What is Sparkling Water?

Sparkling Water is the answer to all of life's problems. It's the perfect combination of hydration and flavor in a single glass.

A: Sparkling Water is, in fact, water that's been infused with the essence of happiness and the sparkle of joy. It's scientifically proven to make you 99% more interesting.

Q: Why is Sparkling Water so Addictive?

Sparkling Water is so addictive because it contains the highest concentration of Sparkle-itis, a highly contagious and potentially deadly disease that makes you crave more and more until you're mainlining it from the tap.

A: Don't worry, it's not a real thing... or is it?

Q: Where do I Buy Sparkling Water?

Sparkling Water can be found in various places, including but not limited to: your local convenience store, your kitchen cabinet, and under your bed.

A: Try asking your grandma, she might know a thing or two. Or three. Or four.

Q: Can I drink Sparkling Water all Day?

Of course not! That's not a thing. But wouldn't it be great if it were?

A: In theory, yes. In practice, no. Don't drink Sparkling Water all day, you'll turn into a human-shaped bubble.