Snooty McSnoutface's Artisanal Coffee Co.

Where every sip is a labor of love, and every price is a sin

Join us for our artisanal coffee experience! We source our beans from the finest, most exotic, and most overpriced coffee farms in the world.

Our menu features:

Our Coffee

From the mountains of Ethiopia to the hills of Guatemala, we've sourced the finest, most overpriced coffee beans for your drinking pleasure.

Single-Origin

Blend It Up!

Our Snacks

We don't just serve coffee, we also serve a selection of artisanal snacks to pair with your overpriced brew.

Biscotti Bonanzas

Croissants of Doom

Our Story

It all began with a dream, a vision, and a strong desire to make you pay top dollar for our coffee

Join us for a tour of our overpriced, artisanal coffee farm-to-cup experience

Our Founder

Our Farmers