Legend has it that a bagel of unparalleled greatness once existed. It was the crispiest, the crunchiest, the creamiest... it was the ultimate breakfast companion. But what happened to this majestic bagel?
Some say it vanished into a vortex of cream cheese and jam, forever lost to the abyss of human gluttony.
Others claim it was consumed by a secret society of bagel connoisseurs, who used its essence to fuel their quest for the perfect everything-bagel.
But we know the truth: it was eaten by a lone snail named Steve, who, in a moment of pure, unadulterated bliss, devoured the entire thing in one, glorious, slimy bite.
Learn more about Steve's epic snacking adventure! Uncover the secrets of the Mysterious Society of Bagel Connoisseurs Experience the Vortex of Cream Cheese for yourself (at your own risk)