About The Most Overstuffed Bagel Shop

Welcome to the most overstuffed bagel shop in the known universe! Our bagels are so packed with cream cheese, lox, capers, red onion, and tomato that you'll need a forklift to get one out the door.

Our story began with a single dream: to stuff a bagel so full of everything that it would collapse under its own gravity. And so, we've spent years perfecting our craft, adding more and more and MORE to our already generous schmears.

Today, our shop is a beloved institution, attracting bagel aficionados from across the cosmos. Come for the sheer quantity of toppings, stay for the existential crisis you'll experience when faced with the overwhelming choices.