Are you tired of being a productive member of society? Sick of punctuality? Look no further, friend! Welcome to Bagel Timing, the premier resource for learning the art of being fashionably late for your bagel fix.
At Bagel Timing, we believe that life is too short to be on time, especially when it comes to bagels. Our expert instructors will guide you through the intricacies of arriving 10-15 minutes after your scheduled arrival time, every time.
Arrive 10 minutes late: 90% chance of getting the last everything bagel
Arrive 15 minutes late: 99% chance of getting the last sesame seed bagel, but only if you're willing to fight off the hipster who's been waiting since 7am
But don't just take our word for it! Visit our Bagel Community to hear from our satisfied customers who've mastered the art of Bagel Timing.
View our menu of deliciously late bagel options
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Bagel Shop Challenge to see how long you can stay on the line while waiting for your 3am bagel fix.