Bagel Tower Receipts: Where Every Bite is a Victory

Overstuffed, Because You Deserve It

Dear valued customer, we regret to inform you that your bagel tower has been constructed with an excessive amount of cream cheese. Our records indicate that you have reached a new personal best: 17 layers, 3 bagel breaks, and 2 near-collapses.

As a token of our appreciation for your dedication to the art of bagel engineering, we have included a complimentary side of lox. Enjoy it, but don't try to add it to your tower, because we can't help you with that.

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