BUG OUT BAG 3: The Ultimate Survival Kit

Because you never know when the zombie apocalypse might hit, you need to be prepared.

Grab a Bug Out Bag 3 and you'll be set. This baby's got:

• Non-perishable food (enough for 3 days)
• 1 gallon of water (filtered, of course)
• First aid kit (complete with duct tape and a few bandaids)
• Multi-tool (for opening canned goods, not just cans)
• Map of the surrounding area (in case you get lost)
• Emergency whistle (to summon help, or distract a pursuing horde)

Optional (but highly recommended):

• A can of Spam (because, let's be real, it's a great source of protein)
• A 12 pack of toilet paper (because, well, you know)

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