Dear Squirrelly, I'm writing to inform you that stealing my snacks is unacceptable. Your actions have consequences, and those consequences are listed below.
The Sins:
- Snatching snacks from an open bag
- Chasing me around while I'm trying to enjoy my lunch
- Refusing to acknowledge that I'm not interested in your nut-gathering techniques
- Leaving 'presents' on my doorstep (i.e., a pile of squirrel droppings)
Sincerely, Your Human
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