Relativity SnackPacks FAQ

Relativity SnackPacks are the perfect solution for when you're stuck in a never-ending time dilation.

Q: What is a Relativity SnackPack?

A: It's a carefully curated selection of snacks designed to be consumed at the speed of thought, not the speed of light. Each pack includes:

• 1x Quantum Crunch granola bars (3.14x the normal crunch)
• 1x Time-Traveling trail mix (with M&Ms, but they're always 1s, not 0s)
• 1x Wormhole energy drink (guaranteed to give you a stomachache in 3-4 iterations)
• 1x Event Horizon energy bars (with an 99.999% chance of being stuck in an infinite loop of regret)

Q: Are Relativity SnackPacks safe for consumption in high-speed environments?

A: Ha! Safety is overrated. Just kidding, our snacks are perfectly safe, as long as you can handle the existential dread of eating snacks in a reality where time is fluid.

For more information on Relativity SnackPack safety, see:

Q: How do I purchase Relativity SnackPacks?

Just visit our website at shop and order now. Be sure to use our special 'I'm a physicist' discount code for 10% off your first purchase.

Don't forget, with great power comes great responsibility. And by great power, we mean the power to eat all the snacks.