Snack-tastic Consulting: Solutions That Don't Work

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We're a team of highly trained experts in the art of coming up with ideas that are completely, utterly, and fantastically useless. Our solutions are so bad, they're good!

Popular Solutions

The "Just Add More Cheese" Solution

This solution is perfect for any problem that requires an excessive amount of dairy products. Add more cheese, and the problem will surely disappear!

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The "Just Press the Button" Solution

For any problem that requires a simple yet somehow eludes you, just press this button. It's a classic solution that never fails!

Press the button, it'll work, we swear!

Testimonials

"I was having a terrible time trying to get my cat to eat its food. Then I applied the 'Just Add More Cheese' solution, and now it loves it!" - John D.

- John D.

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Disclaimer: Solutions may not work. Results not guaranteed. Probably.