Entanglement Theory: The Crunching of Snacks
When faced with the existential dread of snack choices, one may turn to the Entanglement Theory.
According to this revolutionary concept, every snack option is connected to every other snack option via an intricate web of quantum entanglement.
This web of entanglement is not to be trifled with, as the slightest disturbance can cause a ripple effect, leading to a snack catastrophe.
For example, if you choose to eat a bag of potato chips, you are entangled with the fate of the potato farmer who grew the potatoes.
This entanglement is not just limited to human snacks, but also extends to the natural world, as the fate of the chip's manufacturing process is tied to the lives of factory workers.
Therefore, every snack choice is not just a personal decision, but a global phenomenon with far-reaching consequences.
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