Manybody Quantum Fluctuations

The Physics of Eating Too Many Snacks

Warning: Prolonged exposure to Manybody Quantum Fluctuations may cause:

• Cosmic Expansion due to excessive snacking
• Spontaneous Human Combustion
• Quantum Superposition of Taste Buds

Subpages:

• Quantum Uncertainty Theory
• Manybody Fluctuation Symptoms
• Quantum Snacking Theory

Disclaimer: This site is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to apply the principles of Manybody Quantum Fluctuations in real life. Or do. We won't judge.

Somebody should really work on this.