This is the paper "A Treatise on the Art of Overstuffing: Quantum Edition" by renowned scholar, Balthazar McSnackface.

Published in the esteemed Journal of Quantum Highlights, this paper delves into the uncharted territories of stuffing one's stomach, soul, and sock drawer with an unending plethora of snacks.

Read on for more overstuffed essays and snackpocalyptic scenarios.

Or, if you will, snacktastic stories that will make you question the very fabric of reality.