As we all know, the age-old debate of whether or not an overstuffed burrito is a good idea has been settled: it's a great idea. But what are the implications of such a decision? Our team of expert snacking scientists have crunched the numbers (and ate the burritos) to bring you these findings.
Methodology:
- Conducted extensive research in the field of snacking
- Collected data from 100+ test subjects
- Analyzed results using a highly advanced (and totally-not-made-up) algorithm
Results:
- There is a direct correlation between overstuffed burritos and happiness
- In 9 out of 10 subjects, the subjects experienced a 4-6 minute lag in productivity due to excessive burrito-related daydreaming
- Side effects of burrito consumption may include (but not limited to): increased risk of food coma, temporary blindness, and permanent loss of willpower
Recommended Course of Action:
For optimal results, we recommend the following:
- Eat more burritos
- Invest in a good quality napkin
- Set reminders for your next meal to avoid food coma
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