Warning: the following content is for entertainment purposes only. Overstuffing your snack drawer can lead to snack-related injuries, marital disputes, and existential dread.
The SDOI measures the likelihood of snack-related catastrophe. A score of 0-10 indicates a relatively safe snack drawer. 11-20: danger zone. 21+: snack drawer apocalypse.
Don't worry, it's not as bad as it looks. Our team of snack experts is on the case.
Step 1: Stop adding snacks.
Step 2: Call a professional.
Step 3: Evacuate the snack drawer.
Step 4: Rebuild the snack drawer using sustainable, snack-friendly materials.
Learn more about the SDEP. Consult with a Snack Career Advisor today. Read the Snack Drawer Overstuffing Encyclopedia.