Snack Theorist 2: A Guide to Overstuffing Your Snack Drawer

Warning: the following content is for entertainment purposes only. Overstuffing your snack drawer can lead to snack-related injuries, marital disputes, and existential dread.

The Snack Drawer Overstuffing Index (SDOI)

The SDOI measures the likelihood of snack-related catastrophe. A score of 0-10 indicates a relatively safe snack drawer. 11-20: danger zone. 21+: snack drawer apocalypse.

Current SDOI: 17

Don't worry, it's not as bad as it looks. Our team of snack experts is on the case.

Snack Drawer Emergency Response Plan (SDEP)

Step 1: Stop adding snacks.

Step 2: Call a professional.

Step 3: Evacuate the snack drawer.

Step 4: Rebuild the snack drawer using sustainable, snack-friendly materials.

Learn more about the SDEP. Consult with a Snack Career Advisor today. Read the Snack Drawer Overstuffing Encyclopedia.