Section 1: Snacktivism
Article 1: The Right to Snack
We, the people of Snacktivist, believe that all sentient beings have the right to snacks.
Section 2: Snacktivist Principles
Principle 1: The Right to Snack Without Fear
No Snacktivist shall be forced to snack on a food that they do not desire.
Principle 2: The Right to a Snack-Free Zone
Every Snacktivist shall have the right to a snack-free zone, where they can escape the tyranny of the snack-filled world.
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Principle 3: The Right to Snack with Dignity
No Snacktivist shall be forced to snack like a slob.
Section 3: Snacktivist Responsibilities
Article 1: The Duty to Snack
Every Snacktivist shall have the duty to snack, at the very least, once a day.
Article 2: The Duty to Not Snack
Every Snacktivist shall have the duty to not snack, when they are not hungry.
Section 4: Snacktivist Disclaimers
Disclaimer 1: No Snacktivist prophets are to be taken seriously.
Disclaimer 2: Snacktivist Inc. is not responsible for any damage caused by snack-related injuries.
Disclaimer 3: Snacktivist Inc. is not a real company, but rather a work of fiction.