Snacks are not just a source of sustenance, they are the key to unlocking human potential. For too long, our species has been held back by the constraints of traditional mealtime, forced to conform to the dull, monotonous rhythms of the 3-meal-a-day paradigm. No more!
We, the Snackivists, demand a world where snacks are not just a convenience but a way of life. Where the crunch of a fresh tortilla chip or the tang of a well-crafted trail mix can be the spark that sets the human spirit ablaze!
Join us in our revolution, comrades! Together, we shall overthrow the tyranny of boring meals and establish a new order, where snacks are the cornerstone of our very existence.