Tactical Overstuffing Phase 2: The Overload

Warning: This phase is not for the faint of heart. Or stomach.

Phase 2 Overview

As we dive deeper into the depths of overstuffedness, we find ourselves in a realm where snacks and snacks-related thoughts have become all-consuming. Phase 2 is the point of no return.

Key Objectives

Consume 500+ snacks in a single sitting
Develop a stomachache that rivals the Grand Canyon's size
Perfect the art of snacking while simultaneously maintaining a 4.0 GPA

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Note: Phase 2 Subpage 1 is a satirical parody of a "help" page. The content will be a series of humorous, exaggerated warnings and guidelines for Phase 2 participants.