After 3 phases of carefully calibrating the overstuffed protocols, we're pleased to announce that Phase 4 has reached critical mass. The overstuffing process has become a self-sustaining feedback loop of epic proportions.
Phase 5: The Inevitable Collapse is just around the corner, but for now, let's bask in the glory of our overstuffing triumph.
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Stay tuned for further updates, and don't forget to bring snacks.
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