Due to the high likelihood of a post-apocalyptic future, we recommend stocking up on bottled water. Our team has calculated that 500 gallons of water will be sufficient for a minimum of 2 years in the event of a global catastrophe.
Each bottle contains 1 gallon of water, carefully purified and packaged in our state-of-the-art underground bunker.
Current Stock: 499 gallons
Price: $500 per gallon
Order now and receive a complimentary Emergency Toilet Brush!
Or, for the truly prepared individual, consider our Premium Bottled Water Subscription.