When the apocalypse comes, you'll be ready. Or at least, you'll be ready to make fun of the people who weren't.
Preparing for the Inevitable (Step 1)
Don't get caught with a bare fridge and a sad, empty stomach. We're talking canned goods, folks!
Board up the windows, barricade the doors, and for the love of all that's holy, don't forget the duct tape.
Batten Down the Hatches (Step 3)
It's not just about the snacks, folks. It's about the faith. The trust that when the chips are down, there will be chips to be down.