Q: What happens when the snack stash is depleted?
A: You call our Snack Emergency Response Team (SERT). Our team of highly trained snack enthusiasts will dispatch a team of highly trained snacking drones to procure more snacks.
Learn more about SERTQ: What kind of snacks do you stock in the SERT pantry?
A: We have an extensive collection of potato chips, cookies, popcorn, and other crunchy, salty, cheesy, and sweet treats. If you're feeling fancy, we also have a selection of artisanal hummus and potted meats.
Who stocks the pantry? View the Snack InventoryQ: Is it true that SERT has a secret stash of Cheetos for emergency situations?
A: (laughs) Oh, who are we kidding? Of course, we do.
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