Step 1: Identify Potential Crises
As an overstuffed individual, you're likely aware of the delicate dance between hunger and fullness. However, even with the best of intentions, things can go awry.
Consider the following scenarios:
- Food comas
- Stressful family reunions
- Impromptu 3 AM Taco Tuesdays
- Unplanned 5Ks
Proceed to Preparation
Step 2: Create a Plan
Carefully consider the following:
- Emergency contact numbers
- Hidden stashes of snacks
- Pre-arranged escape routes
- Discreetly placed emergency pillows
Proceed to Emergency Procedures
Step 3: Rehearse, Rehearse, Rehearse
Simulate potential disasters in a safe environment (like your living room)
Test emergency protocols, like:
- Rapidly deploying the snack stash
- Quickly locating the emergency pillows
- Navigating 3 AM Taco Tuesdays without incident
Start Roleplaying