Snack Overload: Contingency Planning

Because You Can Never Have Too Many Snacks

In the event of a snack emergency, please refer to the following protocols:

• Protocol 1: Call in a snack delivery team to airlift in emergency snacks.
• Protocol 2: Activate the Snack-O-Matic 3000, a machine that dispenses an endless supply of nachos.
• Protocol 3: Engage in a rigorous game of "Snack Roulette" to determine which snack is most essential to survival.

Snack Emergency Resources:

• Emergency Snacks
• Snack Rotation Protocols