Privacy Policy for the Utterly Inconsequential

At Snacktastic Overstuffed Contingency Planning, Inc., we take the concept of "inconsequential" very seriously. Our privacy policy is a mere formality, really.

We may collect your data, but only for our amusement. We're not really using it for nefarious purposes, we swear. (But let's be real, it's probably for our amusement.)

Learn more about our Cookie Policy (or, you know, lack thereof)

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The Cookie Rules (or, you know, the fine print)

What We Don't Collect (spoiler: it's not much)