The Art of Overstuffing: Contingency Planning for Snacks

As the great snack philosopher once said, "You can never be too prepared." In the face of a snack-less apocalypse, the most important question is not "What will I eat?" but "How will I eat MORE?"_goals_

Here are the top 5 contingency plans for the snack enthusiast:

• Build a 5-year stockpile of snacks
• Construct a pancake batter fortress for snacking safety
• Dig underground snack tunnels for maximum snacking efficiency
• Deploy a snack-hoarding robotics army
• Consult the snack prophets for divine guidance

Remember, in the words of the great Snack King, "A good plan is like a good snack: it's only as good as the sum of its parts."