Highly processed, highly addictive, and extremely high in sodium. ($5.99)
$5.99
More Emergency Cheese PuffsCrunchy, sweet, and approximately 37% sugar by weight. ($6.49)
$6.49
More Emergency Cereal BarsTasty, tender, and approximately 100% of your daily salt intake. ($7.99)
$7.99
More Emergency Jerky StripsDisclaimer: Not actually an emergency, but we won't judge you.