Graviton FAQ

Q: What is a Graviton?

A Graviton is a unit of measurement that measures the amount of sassiness a thing has. It's like a Richter scale, but for attitude.

Q: How do I calculate the Graviton of an item?

To calculate the Graviton of an item, simply place it on a scale and measure how much it resists being picked up. The higher the Graviton, the harder it is to move.

Q: Are Gravitons dangerous?

Only if you're trying to move them with a forklift. Otherwise, no. Unless you're a physicist, in which case it's probably still not a good idea. Read more about Graviton safety rules.

See some examples of Gravitons in use. Read more about the science behind Gravitons.