You know what they say: "A good snack is the key to happiness." But what happens when that "good snack" becomes "all snacks"? We've got you covered. Here are the effects of excessive snacking, straight from the experts (our stomachs).
1. You'll be as round as a graviton.
When you're eating 3 meals a day, plus snacks, plus snacks, it's no wonder you're looking like you're made of the densest, most gravity-defying material known to man.
2. Your energy levels will drain like a black hole.
All those calories are going somewhere. And it's not to your brain, or your limbs, or your soul. It's to the couch.
3. You'll be shunned by society like a leper.
People will start to whisper when you walk by. "Look, it's the Snack Monster!" They might even start a support group for the afflicted.
4. Your health will start to resemble a dumpster fire.
Your arteries will clog faster than a backed-up garbage disposal. Your heart will start to go into cardiac arrest. Your gut will start to protest, loudly.