Overstuffed Gravitons Protocol 2.0

Warning: Consuming overstuffed gravitons can cause spontaneous combustion, spontaneous laughter, and spontaneous singing of show tunes.

Our research team has discovered a way to harness the infinite energy of overstuffed gravitons. We're talking quantum levitation, people!

Get your hands on some tasty, crunchy subprotocol snacks! They're like regular snacks, but with a hint of quantum weirdness.

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Disclaimer: This is all completely not real, but also kinda real. Or is it?

Stay classy, overstuffed gravitons!

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