The Overstuffed Edition of Snack Protocol 2
Welcome to the Subprotocol Snacks, where the snacks are so overstuffed, they're practically sentient.
Our snacks are so overstuffed, you'll need a snack tourniquet to get them in your stomach.
Warning: Overstuffed Snacks may cause spontaneous combustion, but it's worth it.
Disclaimer: Not actually a real thing, but wouldn't it be great if it were?
Stay tuned for more information on our snack-filled adventures, or, you know, just go eat something.