Graviton 3 FAQ

What is the Graviton 3?

The Graviton 3 is a highly advanced, extremely overpowered, and marginally functional particle accelerator.

Why does it have so many buttons?

We're still trying to figure that out, but rumor has it, the designer was a fan of 80s video games.

Will it make me a superhero?

Only if you're into that sort of thing. Otherwise, it'll just make you a slightly more interesting office drone.

Can I use it to cook a chicken?

No. That's just not what it's for. Unless you're into that sort of thing, in which case, good luck with that.

See our recipe section for more info on cooking chickens with Gravitons.
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