Quantum Flapjack Properties: The Ultimate Guide

Warning: The following information is highly classified and only accessible to those who have mastered the art of eating an entire pizza by themselves in one sitting.

Physical Properties of Quantum Flapjacks

Quantum Flapjacks possess a unique combination of crunch, chew, and squish, making them a staple in the snack universe.

They have a density of 2.5g/cm³ and a melting point of 300°F (150°C), making them resistant to the heat of the microwave.

Quantum Flapjack Varieties

Our research facility has developed several variants, each with its own unique properties:

Quantum Flapjack X - The variant that will change the flavor of your socks.
Quantum Flapjack Y - The variant that will make you question the fabric of space-time.
Quantum Flapjack Z - The variant that will turn your brain into a sentient, flavor-sensing entity.

Quantum Flapjack Safety Precautions

Side effects of consuming Quantum Flapjacks may include:

Involuntary singing of the theme song from "Quantum Flapjack, the Musical."
Sudden and irreversible addiction.
Mild to severe stomach discomfort.

Please consume at your own risk.