Q: What is the deal with all the gravitons in our snack aisle?
A: We're not entirely sure, but it's probably because someone ate too much cheese.
Q: Can I get a refund for the snacks I ate while experiencing temporal displacement?
A: Nope. You should have read the fine print on the space-time continuum waiver you signed.
Q: Will the gravitons ever stop overflowing the snack containers?
A: Ha! You think we haven't tried? We've had teams of experts working on this problem for years.
Q: Can I get a free snack for being a good sport?
A: You can get a free hug from us, though. That's about all we can afford.
Q: Is it true that the gravitons are plotting against us?
A: Nuh-uh. They're just really into quantum entanglement.
See also:
Rules of Snack Graviton Engagement