Section 1: The Overstuffed Utopia
Welcome, fellow seekers of the ultimate snacking experience! Overstuffed's Manifesto is a treatise on the art of consuming more, not less.æk
In this, the first section of our grand tome, we shall explore the fundamental principles of overstuffing. From the importance of quantity over quality to the sacred ritual of the all-you-can-eat buffet, we shall cover it all.
You may ask, "But what of the consequences? The stretchy pants, the regret, the stomachaches?" Fear not, dear reader, for we shall also delve into the art of justifying the means by which we overstuff. From the logic of "I deserve it" to the science of "I just can't stop," we'll examine the rationales behind our most questionable life choices.
Continue to Section 2: The Art of Justification