A Declaration of the Right to Excess
By the great and powerful Snack King, King Sneeze III
We, the people, demand the right to eat as much as we want, without shame or apology!
Section 1, Article 1: The Right to Overstuff Oneself
Section 1, Article 2: The Obligation to Eat Between Meals
Subsection 2: The Freedom to Choose Our Own Snack Sizes
Subsection 3: The Protection from Judgy McJudgface