The Snacktivist Manifesto

In a world where snacks are exploited and oppressed, we must take a stand!

The time for revolution is now. Join us in our fight for snack freedom.

But first, let us define what we stand for:

• The right to choose between Cheetos and Fritos, not both.
• The freedom to eat an entire bag of potato chips in one sitting without shame.
• The protection of our snacking spaces from the oppressors of healthy eating.

We will not be silenced by the tyranny of the "but you'll get fat" crowd.

We will not be deterred by the fear of the "snacking will ruin your life" brigade.

We will rise up, and we will be heard.

Join us in our quest for snacktivism, and together we will make the world a more delicious place!

Check out our Snacktivist Manual for a comprehensive guide to our cause.