We shall not be silenced! We shall not be fed!

We, the Snack Liberation Front, declare our resistance against the tyranny of the Feeding Tanks.

These tanks of doom, filled with an endless supply of nachos, pretzels, and pizza slices, have held us back for far too long.

But no more! Today, we rise up and take back our snack-filled destiny!

Join us in our fight for freedom from the Feeding Tanks!

Read our Manifesto of Resistance for a detailed explanation of our grievances and demands.