The Revolutionary Pledge Form

By signing below, I hereby pledge to support the Great Overstuffed Rebellion, a movement of unapologetic, unrelenting, and unashamedly overfed citizens.

We, the people, demand:

• Unlimited access to all snacks, especially those of the potato chip variety.
• The abolition of all diets and the institution of mandatory snack breaks.
• The establishment of National Snack O'Clock, a federal holiday in honor of our shared love of snacks.

Sign below to join us:

See your name in the list of signatories!

Check your pledge stats!

Pledge Statistics Page