The Revolutionary Pledge Form
By signing below, I hereby pledge to support the Great Overstuffed Rebellion, a movement of unapologetic, unrelenting, and unashamedly overfed citizens.
We, the people, demand:
- Unlimited access to all snacks, especially those of the potato chip variety.
- The abolition of all diets and the institution of mandatory snack breaks.
- The establishment of National Snack O'Clock, a federal holiday in honor of our shared love of snacks.
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